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Cup O'Joe

$12.00

Wake up and smell the coffee! Really, this candle smells like coffee.

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Draft Beer Candle

$12.00

Get home after a long day at work, look in the fridge, no beer. It's ok, you have a Draft Beer Man Candle you can use until you get some beer.

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Football Candle

$12.00

Are you ready for some football man candle!!! Whether it be Super Bowl Sunday, the first game of the year or you just miss football, this candle brings the smell of a football to the house.

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Fishing Dock Candle

$12.00

Sitting on the dock, breathing in that fresh lakeside smell is heaven. This is the candle every lake goer needs in the winter, spring and fall months.

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French Fry Candle

$12.00

Would you like fries with that? But of course. This candle will make you say yes to fries everytime.

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Garage Candle

$12.00

The smell of oil. The location: the Garage. This candle brings all the goodness of the oil stained floor of a garage. Ah, the only place where a man can be a man.

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Golf Course Candle

$12.00

Golf. The outdoors. The freshly cut grass on the fairway and green. The Golf Course candle will help you receate those memories anywhere you light this candle. Disclaimer; do not actually hit golf balls from candle or in the house.

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Pot Roast Candle

$12.00

Please do not light this candle when all there is to eat is tofu. It actually smells like pot roast and that would be just a cruel joke to play on somebody.

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Freedom Candle

$12.00

What's more American than Apple Pie? A candle actually made in Oklahoma, U.S.A. Also, this candle does smell like a good ol'cinnamon apple pie.

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Fart Candle

$12.00

Whoever smelt it dealt it? This candle smells like, well, we'll just say it's not roses. Noses beware. This candle will remind you of dad leaving the bathroom after any holiday meal.

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Flaming Lips Alley replica street sign with special city seal


$25.00

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